finishingmycoffee.com » George http://finishingmycoffee.com Fri, 02 Dec 2011 19:57:32 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Pigeon Hunting Season — The Truce Has Been Broken http://finishingmycoffee.com/2009/01/15/pigeon-hunting-season-the-truce-has-been-broken/ http://finishingmycoffee.com/2009/01/15/pigeon-hunting-season-the-truce-has-been-broken/#comments Fri, 16 Jan 2009 00:26:21 +0000 misgatos http://misgatos.wordpress.com/?p=570
Will W invade the sky to make sure the birds have no WMDs?

Will W invade the sky to make sure the birds have no WMDs?

Birds today took out both engines of a US Airways plane that was forced to crash-land in the Hudson River.

The Truce has been broken.

JERRY: You ran over some pigeons? How many?

GEORGE: What ever they had. Miranda thinks I'm a butcher but it's not my fault is it? Don't we have a deal with the pigeons?

JERRY: Of course. We have a deal. They get out of the way of our cars, we look the other way on the statue defecation.

GEORGE: Right! And these pigeons broke the deal. I will not accept the blame for this.

If anyone wants to shoot some damn pigeons, (those mutated scavengers, flying rats, vectors for disease), now is the time. Just watch your back.

And speaking of backs, it's amazing that no one on the plane was killed. Then again, according to Kramer the East River, though disgusting and toxic, has healing powers. Maybe the Hudson's waters are also magic...

[Image via flickr]

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