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13Dec/090

The Inflatable Defender

The Inflatable Defender: Life-Size Ben Wallace

The Inflatable Defender: Life-Size Ben Wallace

The best part of this -- outside of the fact that it simply exists -- is definitely the advertising photo. Real-life Ben looks startled... and maybe a little intimidated? Going with the blown-out 'fro instead of the cornrows was also an excellent choice.

Though this came out in ‘06 when Big Ben and the Pistons were at the height of their game, that doesn’t take away from the fact how amazing this is. The Inflatable Defender makes for a PERFECT gift for basketball fans or your 75-year-old grandmother. Why just imagine her excitement when she wakes up in the middle of the night to a 7-foot Ben Wallace by her nightstand!

FEATURES:

  • Life-size dimensions: 84” high and 65” across at the arms when inflated.
  • Thick PVC material reinforced at the bottom for durability.
  • Base holds water for better stability.
  • Repair Kit included.
  • Equipped with 2 handles for easy movement and play value.
  • Um…it’s a life-size blow-up Ben Wallace, with afro, what more features do you need???

via WAXIN' AND MILKIN'.

9Dec/090

An NBA Team Built By Number

houston_rocketsAt the moment, my favorite NBA team to follow is the Houston Rockets.* They're not the fastest or the most athletic, but that's what I love about them. The Rockets' two big name, big money stars (Yao Ming and Tracy McGrady) have yet to play this year, yet the team has still played well all year and remained in the mix for an eventual playoff spot.

The direct inverse of my home town Warriors, the Rockets have been successful because of how they're built. Michael Lewis touched on this in his New York Times Magazine piece on Shane Battier, but really, that structure is a product of the Rockets' General Manager, Daryl Morey.

Daryl Morey’s has been an “experiment” unprecedented thus far in this league.  Never before has a team predicated transactional decision-making primarily upon advanced statistical analysis.  With the club exceeding all expectations, to some extent, Morey’s methods have been validated.

Due to the novelty of his approach, and the immediacy of his success, oft forgotten is it that we still lay merely in the earliest of stages in the shaping of this team.  Only precious little is known of Daryl Morey’s managerial philosophy.  The forethought with which he has guided the transformation of this roster would indicate some grander scheme yet to unfold.  This is the subject of my intrigue.

via Discerning Morey’s Philosophy | Red 94 (hat tip to True Hoop).

* My favorite to watch? The Seattle Zombies.

23Sep/090

Swap Machine’s NBA Stats

Brett Hainline’s swap machine uses a player’s offensive and defensive efficiency ratings to determine how swapping one player out for another would improve your team’s overall performance.

Once Hainline went live with it, I immediately did what any Los Angeles Clippers fan would do — nixed the uniquely inefficient Al Thornton from the starting lineup. To fill Thornton’s place at small forward, I opted for efficiency poster boy Shane Battier. I was interested in approximating how much better would the Clippers be with a player of Battier’s mold on the wing.

The results were fascinating. Queen City Hoops estimates that the Clippers would be 10 games better with Battier in Thornton’s place. Here’s QCH’s breakdown…


The Great NBA Swap Meet

1May/090

Bulls v. Celtics

Noah celebrates after his amazing steal and dunk (and 1), forcing Game 7.

Noah celebrates after his amazing steal and dunk (and 1), forcing Game 7.

What a first round series -- almost every game has been excellent!

I love when the better team wins, rather than when one team underperforms and throws the game away. As Charles Barkley keeps saying, everyone has been fantastic.

I do find it odd, though, that little has been made of the divergent paths that allowed the teams to be dead even at this point. Boston lost KG, knocking them down into "beatable" range. Meanwhile, the Bulls lost star small forward Luol Deng for the year, almost killing Chicago's playoff chances. The Kings, however, bailed the Bulls out by taking on expiring contracts (aka a bag o' chips) in exchange for Miller and Salmons. Luckily for Chicago, the Kings are owned by the Maloof brothers, who are heavily invested in Vegas. As Vegas is hemorrhaging money right now, the brothers Maloof needed to dump salary (despite Sacramento fans' consistent dedication, leading to sellouts even in years like this one, when the team stinks). It's the equivalent of the Lakers getting Gasol last year, in exchange for the rights for to Gasol's little brother (aka another bag o' chips).

Christine's exact words, at the time of Tony Allen's foul on Ben Gordon in Game 5 (I think): "What the hell is he doing? That guy is f*****g up my s**t!" She does love her some playoff basketball. KG would be proud of her spontaneous Tourette's.

The Sports Guy wrote a nice column on Game 6 (and the whole series) today. Unfortunately for us, C and I planned an early Mother's Day dinner with her parents... for tomorrow night, at tip-off. Doh!

20Jan/090

TrueHoop Becomes A Network

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I've mentioned before that Henry Abbott's TrueHoop is one of my favorite sites for NBA reporting and news. It's more than that, though. The writing is fantastic, the stories are interesting and always on the leading edge, and the depth and breadth of his coverage is fantastic. TrueHoop is what all news agencies should be pushing to become as they (finally) enter the 21st century and migrate to the Web.

Today, TrueHoop enters a new phase, as it becomes the hub of a hoops blog and reporting network.

Starting right now, ESPN, TrueHoop, and many of the best independent basketball blogs out there are now officially working hand in hand as the TrueHoop Network.

The TrueHoop Network, as fueled by the efforts of a growing list of favorite basketball bloggers (check out that new little drop down on the right), and newly hired ESPN editor, and top-notch blogger, Kevin Arnovitz, will find and foster excellence in online basketball writing.

We will connect the best basketball blogs out there to the best readers out there -- TrueHoop readers.

Not wanting to overstate things, but I think we have an opportunity, over the next several years, to change how sports are covered. . .

Very exciting news for a hoops junkie like me. Check out the rest of the post here.

6Jan/090

Burris' Shot Tossed Into The 12th Row

Burris and Kramer. Two men burned by their own desire.

Burris and Kramer. Two men burned by their own desire.

An old high school friend (and fellow political junkie) posted on Facebook that he "couldn't believe the Senate really gave Roland Burris the Heisman (stiff arm, not the trophy)."

Senate officials this morning rejected Roland Burris's effort to be seated as the successor to President-elect Barack Obama, telling the former Illinois attorney general that he lacked the requisite approval of state officials to be sworn in with the rest of the class of 2008 in today's launch of the 111th Congress.

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Senate Majority Leader Harry M. Reid (D-Nev.) and a bipartisan group of leaders have rejected Burris's appointment on the grounds that the criminal charges against Blagojevich, including one that he tried to sell the appointment in exchange for financial gain, make it impossible for him to pick a successor to Obama without tarnishing the decision.

The impression I got was that the party said -- in no uncertain terms -- that all Democrats were to cut the governor loose. We're talking a giant, neon Seinfeld-esque Kenny Rogers Roasters sign screaming STAY AWAY.

Still, Burris wanted the job, so took the shot while it was there... and got completely rejected. Swatted. Roofed. Denied.

That's what happens when you don't work within the team offense -- the boss says you're not professional enough for the big leagues, benches you, and tries to trade you (see Randolph, Anthony).

6Jan/090

Please Trade Maggette

Maggette driving into a triple team instead of passing the rock.

Maggette driving into a triple team instead of passing the rock.

My home town Golden State Warriors are a mess. After an offseason in which their star point guard bounced for LA, the team wisely re-upped the heart of the squad, Steven Jackson. They'd already locked up their young center and guard, Biedrins and Ellis, to be the team's foundation of the future, and had some money to spare.

So what next? They overpaid a bit for a Big with energy in Turiaf, (Turiaf returned from major heart surgery in less time than it takes other players to return from ankle sprains ), but a Big that plays with effort is generally worth the investment. All's well so far. But then the big misstep -- the Warriors locked in Corey Maggette for too much money($50 million), and for too long (5 years).

31Dec/080

True Hoop + Bread City + Simmons + SLAM = Basketball

Danny Granger, all heart.

Danny Granger, all heart.

One of my least favorite aspects of the NBA is that it's nearly impossible to follow if you don't get cable.* Before Christmas, when the NBA on ABC kicks off, the only way to see a game is to tune in to Telemundo for the Saturday game. Even the local games are on Fox Sports, so it's the radio or nothing. Here in San Francisco, we have a great pair of commentators for the Warriors, but I'm sure that fans of other teams aren't so lucky. Thank goodness (or Al Gore?) for the Internet.

(1) SLAM Online. I've been reading SLAM for over a decade. Back when most writing on sports was in print, SLAM was a breath of fresh air and hoops reason amid noxious clouds of reporting aimed at the corporate, luxury box patrons filling the coffers of the NBA. Lang Whittaker kept up the great work with The Links, where he continues to publish daily articles on the NBA.

(2) True Hoop. Henry Abbot's True Hoop is the definitive source for insightful writing about the NBA. The stories you can find here will be better than anything you can find anywhere else.

(3) The Sports Guy. Bill Simmons is one of the last, great, true NBA fans left. Sure, he's heavily biased towards his home town Celtics, but he loves the game more than even his team. A gutsy owner would hire Simmons to be his GM, or at least to be involved in personnel decisions. He knows the game and would work cheap. I know his fans would be irate if he stopped writing, but I'm still going to say it: hire the man!

(4) Bread City. I only started reading this blog today (thank you Waxin' & Milkin'), but I already love what I've seen. For example, check this post: about the above photo:

It was a hell of a hustle play. He pressured Pierce, got a deflection and dove face first to get the ball. I went to congratulate him and he smiled at me and I saw what happened. It’s ironic that’s a play made by a guy who just signed a long term deal and wants to help us get back in the playoffs.

- Coach Jim O’Brien on Danny Granger shattering his two front teeth against the Celtics, 11/1/08.

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(5) NBA Off-Season 2009: Chronicling The Waiting Period Before The Next Season Begins. Another great recommendation from Waxin' & Milkin', this blog has the news you need plus the gossip and humor you want. Dominant.
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All excellent. For more, see the following:

*Yes, I know. I'm in the bottom 15% and live in the stone ages.

2Dec/080

Make Sports Video Games Fun Again

 

RBI Baseball is rumored to make its return to the XBLA in 2009.

RBI Baseball is rumored to make its return to the XBLA in 2009.

A friend picked up NBA Live '09 for the XBox 360 last weekend and had this to say:

 

It's complex, but you can win the NBA Championship using only the basic controls, which tells me all the advanced features are unnecessary. Hoops is all about running isos and hitting open jump shots -- I dont need to press 6 buttons to do that.

I couldn't agree more. Developers have, in their noble attempt to reach new heights in their quest for realism, made sports games too complex. They're becoming simulations that, realistic as they may be, aren't necessarily fun. Instead, developers should take a page from Mike Singletary and return to the fundamentals.

Developers should aim to make sports games with the following 10 Goals in mind:

  1. Consistent physics.
  2. Smart, fair AI.
  3. Updated graphics (cartoony or cel-shaded is fine... just make it look clean in HD).
  4. The latest licensed rosters.
  5. Seamless online play.
  6. Draft and Career modes that are quick to set up and easy to manage. (The original NES Baseball Stars is a great model).
  7. Minimal learning curve. I don't want to spend a month learning how to use every button on the control pad. I don't have time for that. Just because a game is simple doesn't mean it doesn't have depth. (For more, see Go, Chess, Bridge, Texas Hold'em.)
  8. The option to play short games that feel both fair and complete -- who wants to spend an hour on a single game?
  9. Polished interface design, including menus and statistics. Menus should look professional and be easy to figure out. No manual should be needed. Also, only useful stats should be kept. I don't need to know every detail, but I want to know the info that's shown in a standard ESPN boxscore. If obscure stats are used, let them flow naturally into the game -- maybe as pop-up stats or a ticker during the game. (See these links for more on elegant design and the importance of innovative details.)
  10. The game must, must, must be fun to play.

That's all I want. Is that so much to ask?

The recently-released update to Street Fighter II -- a 10 year old game -- is a perfect example of what I mean. Capcom didn't go overboard. Instead, they just took what worked, modified the engine to close a couple cheats and improve gameplay balance, added online play and updated the graphics. Simple. But the result is a beautiful game.

Produce updated versions of Tecmo Super Bowl, NBA Live '95 and RBI Baseball. I'll be a happy camper, and you'll have developed franchises that print money.

9Aug/080

On The USA Men's Hoops Team

VC's monster dunk over Weis wasn't enough to bring home the gold in 2000.

VC's monster dunk over Weis wasn't enough to bring home the gold in 2000.

All from http://truehoop.com/

Ryan Schwan of Hornets247 has been watching some international hoops, and has some deft observations: "When you watch the other teams, who are experienced with international ball, they initiate their offensive sets about six to eight feet back from the three point line. Their wing shooters hover a good three to four feet back from the line. The US, however, like good NBA players, initiate their offense at -- or a few feet behind -- the three point line. Their wings toe it. This is especially the case with slash-minded players like Anthony, Wade, James, and Bryant. In the NBA, this is fine -- the wider arc of the 3-point line adds another 6 feet to the space within it, giving penetrators more room to operate, and generating greater spacing. But the international arc is so much shorter, when a player penetrates, the help defense has three or four fewer feet to cover to collapse on them. Watching the games -- at times it does seem amazing how quickly the defenses will jam penetration and attack post players. When Redd is on the floor - he actually sits where the normal three-point line is -- and that does help the spacing and our half court offense. Deron Willams and Paul are also adept at making their moves well outside the three-point line -- probably because as point guards, they are a little more used to making moves further out, using as much floor as they can to create space on their defender. Hopefully, they'll figure that out. It would help [Dwight] Howard greatly. ... [On defense] this team ballhawks too damn much. All of 'em. A team can support one ballhawk. Maybe two. But when all of the guys are chasing the ball, there are too many open shots. I still don't think we're going to lose, but some disciplined team is going to make us pay and keep it close. ... That team will be Spain."

Yahoo's Kelly Dwyer on team USA's tune-ups: "Back-door screens still kill Team USA, and though the men still have the athleticism to recover and sometimes make up for it, Coach K's crew is still getting beat way too much by teams using Team USA's pressure against itself. That pressure seems to be a rallying point, both for Coach K, and legions of observers who still think the US can pressure non-stop and bully toward the gold medal. The team racks up oodles of steals, but once those turnovers dry up, this is still a limited defensive outfit. And it's a limited, three-point happy, offensive outfit in the half court. The team continues to make decisions that were depressing not as an American watching his country being represented overseas, but as a basketball fan in general. A long fadeaway jumper is the easiest shot in the world (and we mean that, "in the world," at this stage) to get, and there's a reason why you're usually open when you take it. Because guys like Carmelo Anthony, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James can make one out of every three, though, they think the next one is going in. And that kills an offense."